John Matthew Luke Markison

John Matthew has just passed his first grade entrance exam into one of the most competitive private schools in the nation. Good Shepherd Lutheran School is a macabre institution with unique education methods. Miss an answer? Lose a limb. 

In this film, shown through a series of 12 vignettes, John Matthew Luke Markison or JMLM, an outsider, must navigate this stomach-churning environment, the typical taunts of school  bullies and the unrequited love of his dream girl, Nadine. with a penchant for misbehavior, JMLM is frequently sent to principal Reuter’s office, where a mysterious punishment always awaits behind door number two. 

Christmas Intelligence Agency

CIA (Christmas Intelligence Agency) Agent Chanylle Dasher has a different kind of Christmas list: 

Item 1: Crack the Garza case - is little Scott Garza naughty or nice?

Item 2: Save her job! Santa has big changes in mind for the agency, and they don't include agents. 

Item 3: Stop herself from falling for Item 1's father. 

Item 4: Come up with a more clever cover than 'Marketing Executive.'